We can think of plenty of good reasons to as why one should buy a 2002 BMW M3 E46, but this seller’s description on “Autotrader” totally blew us off. We’ll just let you read the part where he lays down all the advantages of owning a car like this. Unbelievable….

“This car has gotten me laid so much it is ridiculous. I would like pull up to a pimp club in Scottsdale and the valet would crap his pants, but I wouldn't let him park it. I just leave it up front and make sure all the ladies saw me get out. I'm also totally ripped so that helps too. I inject myself with pure bull shark testosterone and lift 4 hours a day”.

My diet also consists of 24 egg whites a day. I've got a killer 6 pack and some delts that you would not believe. I only hook up with 9s and 10s. Never less because I'm a winner! I'm not saying this car will do the same for you but it's a start.” -More after the jump

If you're interested in taking the first step to becoming a true Jedi Pimp email me at (we removed the e-mail address for obvious reasons). I'll probably be working out so I'll get back to you as soon as I finish my protein shake (and probably hooking up with a hot chick).”

Link: Autotrader , Via: Vwvortex