Teen Lands Brand-New BMW M3 into a House

This is what you get when you buy a totally immature and unskilled 19-year-old a brand new BMW M3; he picks up a couple of friends and decides to unleash all 414 ponies in a residential area with catastrophic results. Luckily, aside from a few bruises and scratches, no one was seriously injured during this incident. The kids however fled the scene as soon as the M3 landed on its side in front of the house, only to be caught shortly after by the cops. It just makes you wonder what goes on in the parents’ heads when they decide to adorn their teenager’s garage with such a powerful car like the BMW M3. -More pics after the jump

Description of the accident from one of the passengers:

crazy ****ing night....so my girlfriend had a kickback last night at her house. an hour after i arrive a kid in a brand new 08 m3 shows up...car doesnt even have 1000 miles on it yet...so me and 2 others decide to go for a little ride in it...car was ridiculously loud and fast....so we go up and down a hill a few times to warm the car up...then the genius decides to put it in M mode....he floores it up the hill...****ing fastest **** ever...then he loses control...hopes a curb...car turns sideways...and we end up in someones front yard...everyone walked out though thank god...i think my thumb is broken and i have a bruise on my collar bone from the seat belt. BMW crash system was amazing...i dont know how anyone could survive that we were probably going 60 mph....

y we ran and **** like that...they werent very nice about it (meaning the police).took my phone and started reading all my texts and going through my contacts and ***

Via: Jalopnik , Source: E46fanatics

17 comments

SamuraiJack // July 23, 2008

I wonder who's the biggest idiot. The driver, his parents or the passenger with the big vocabulary?
Anonymous // July 23, 2008

It takes a lot to get me riled up over something, but this one by far takes the cake. How tragic. How absolutely tragic that some punk-ass kid and his punk-ass friends decided they were going to use my idol of a car, the M3, THE M3, for joyriding. And they just so happened to crash it. Pathetic. How utterly pathetic it is. I hope this kid goes to hell.
Anonymous // July 23, 2008

"Luckily no one was seriously injured"? No, not lucky, TRAGIC. It's frigging tragic that retard wasn't killed. That way it takes someone that frigging stupid, and lets not forget spoiled, out of the gene pool and away from the rest of us. If his parents were dumb enough to buy him the thing it proves that stupid runs in the family.
Anonymous // July 23, 2008

"they werent very nice about it (meaning the police)"

Well what the heck do you expect? You were an accessory and you fled from the scene. Do you expect the cops to be nice and pamper you like a toddler (prob what your parents do) after showing disrespect for the law by running away? I am 25, not much older, but at that age I knew better. My generation and especially those younger are both filled with the biggest idiots. That poor car. If the parents really wanted to get him the car they should have also enrolled him in the BMW M driving school.
Anonymous // July 23, 2008

Is it art, or an accident? Only the artist knows. ;)
Anonymous // July 23, 2008

One BMW down......now for the rest of the twats.
eBay Account Business // July 23, 2008

Seriously, what an idiot. I would kick his ass for destroying my house, and a hot BMW. I love speeding and all, but in a small residential area, it is very risky but very scary.
Anonymous // July 23, 2008

I don't mean death on anyone BUT this is an exception - they all should have died... It happened in Florida with an M5 and the teen snuck the car out from his parents and launched himself and all his friends into a tree at the end of a runway at 170mph. One day... actually NEVER, will rich irresponsible parents that are unable to say NO! to a spoiled teen, catch a clue about cars and speed. Let the kid get a Hayabusa next time so he can ONLY take out himself, not the unsuspecting passengers also. It just goes to show that money can't buy smarts...
Anonymous // July 27, 2008

I don't think it the generation at fault. I think the parents wanted to buy their kid a nice car because they love their kid. Me being 18 I feel that he was trying to have fun the (stupid way). Luckily no one was killed in the house or in the car. The dumb thing is why would they speed like that in a residential area after they just drank alcohol, one they aren't old enough to drink, and two they going on M mode in a residential street. And the "they were harsh on us" BS you idiots ran from the scene RETARDS. good thing everyone is alive still.
Anonymous // July 29, 2008

@ anonymous what do you mean are not old enough to drink ?!?1 damn he is 19 ?! how old is the drinking age there in the US ?
Anonymous // July 30, 2008

21!
Anonymous // August 03, 2008

My eyes welled up a little after reading this and seeing the pictures.

Certainly, this kid will have his eye sockets sodomized by Satan in hell for this atrocity. Sigh...
Anonymous // August 16, 2008

This kid is a dumb ass Im 16 and my dad lets me drive his M3 but you really have to respect such a beautiful work of engieneering and not do stupid shit! sure its fun to drive fast but take it to the track not the road , thats what me and my dad do.
Anonymous // August 29, 2008

Ok screw u guys. Give the kid a break. It really was a dubm idea to do what they did but most of u guys would have taken the car out and driven it fast when you were 19. And don't say "yeah, but i wouldn't of crashed it" because thats probably what this guys was thinking before it happened.

he does not deserve to die in hell for this, how bout just getting his license suspended.
Anonymous // August 31, 2008

there are those young people that are responsible and then there are those that are irresponsible. you can't really blame it on all the young people because some actually can control themselves at whether to speed or not. i, myself, am 18, and i drive an S2000 but i drive responsibly. even if i drive fast, i always drive it by myself and i always keep this quote in mind and everyone of you guys should too: if you're going to drive fast and/or stupid, do it on your own time. dont endanger another person's (or people's) lives.
Anonymous // March 30, 2009

i would consider my self a good driver, even though im 16. i got a new X5 for my birthday, and two weeks later i got hit head on. it wasnt my fault, and i didnt have a scratch on my body. the other person not so lucky.

the woman that crossed the yellow line got no heck at all. it pissed me off, because i would have gotten in so much shit if it was my fault. my insurance was high but now it is through the roof.

everyone makes mistakes, but if the driver was a 45 year old person, it wouldnt have been a big deal.

blown out of proportion
Anonymous // May 29, 2009

person above me, ur 16 and got an X5? u sound like a spoiled little shit. i didnt have a car at 16, in fact i still dont. i need one, but my parents arent dumbasses