Leave it to a German tuner to take something already gaudy by nature and make it even more garish and ugly. "Take your Hammer and drive it sexy", says CFC in the press release on the pimped-out Hummer H2 (with a "u" and not an "a"). Too bad it doesn't say 'where', but let's not make this post more inappropriate than it already is.
After a lengthy visit at their warehouse, CFC's tuning team went ahead and stuffed the Hummer H2 like a Thanksgiving turkey. Starting from the outside, the 'chrome' vinyl wrap is complemented by tinted windows, a carbon wrap for the bonnet and a set of uber-discreet 'CFC' stickers.
The H2 rides on massive 28-inch TunerShop light-alloy rims shod in jumbo-sized 325/35 R28 pneumatic tires by Kumho. Other exterior 'upgrades' include the four tail pipes, additional lights, chromed side guards and let's not forget, the Lambo-Style-Doors.
CFC's decorators really outdid themselves with the H2's interior. Applying lessons learned from the cheesiest of limo-makers, the SUV's cabin has been fitted with no more than... 17 LCD screens plus an HD TV, (on the ceiling, sunscreen, central console between the front seats, trunk and doors), a DVD-player, a 1.360-Watt RMS music system, a mini bar and probably some other thing we forgot to mention.
Style-wise, the seats have been upholstered in black leather with yellow stitches while there's also a new rear sofa and yellow decorative trim on the dash.
Finally, CFC also tampered around with the Hummer H2's engine which now puts out a total of 480HP.
For better or for worse, the German tuner did not release details on pricing.
13 Comments:
Hummer was never sexy nor useful as an everyday daily driver.
This thing is a monument to philistine ostentation. Hard to imagine a more complete affront to good taste in vehicles.
The King is dead. Long live the bling.
Dear God,
It's official,we have failed you.You may begin the rapture when you see fit.
Sincerely,
The Human Race
mmm They need to put more screens inside - theres just not enough... Good Lord!
HONEy! i have shrunk the earth's resources.
They spent so much on bling on this Hummer that they weren't able to get Xbox 360s or PS3s? or is this Hummer horrific display of craft older than the iPhone?
Ironically, it will probably be the only archeological survivor of the industrial/techno period of humans.... and would completely represent our utter failure as a species.
I smell chrome....aaahhh....duh!
Hey thats our territory. What are you Germans doing there??
American Chromies.
"This thing is a monument to philistine ostentation. Hard to imagine a more complete affront to good taste in vehicles."
I agree. The Palestinians have horrible taste in cars. No wonder they keep getting shelled.
I say good riddance to bad rubbish,in general suv's suck big time but this is by far the worst the world has ever seen.
Haha, they put the original xbox in there
Who ever said that Germans have no sense of humour?
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