Dartz's formerly whale-penis-equipped Prombron recently got updated with a Red Diamond Edition, revealed at Top Marques Monaco. The over-the-top luxury barge continued the tradition of silly vehicles being shown off to the stupidly-wealthy (remember the Bewerp Savage Rivale Roadyacht GTS?).
It supposedly comes with gold-plated, bulletproof windows, so you know we're talking about one classy cruiser. Other details on this Russian-built tank truck include bulletproof wheels, a tungsten exhaust, white gold gauges coated in gems, and a Rogue Acoustic Audi System. The Prombron's also bulletproof.
In an effort to get people looking at the vehicle, Dartz did its best to promote sexy girls and crazy cars with what GT Spirit calls a "Russian style" photo shoot. All I'm seeing is a blond chick holding some form of RPG that needs to be loaded into the nearest weapon and fired into the car.
Question about the interior: since whale penis is off the table, can we go ahead and recommend baby Giant Panda?
Regardless of the panda, the price is a bit much. At an estimated €1 million, let's keep our fingers crossed and hope no one is silly enough to pick it up.
Phil Alex
Via: Autoblog.nl & GTSpirit
21 Comments:
if only the wench was not in the way! i may be in the minority, but i like a wholesome woman - the "girl next door" type. cute and modest. i am a romantic at heart :)!
Ahh yes, the "girl next door" type is exactly the sort of woman they should have used to pose with this vehicle.
The perfect "car" for compensating your lack of penis and confidence with a great amount of ego and vulgarity!
This makes me sick...
I thought that people would learn from Hummer´s past... I guess I was wrong...
The model is a perfect match just as overweight as the car.
"The perfect "car" for compensating your lack of penis and confidence with a great amount of ego and vulgarity!"
That 'joke' is so tired and worn out. If you had the money for this wreck, why not just get the surgery instead of the car?
Are they selling the car or the $1uT?
"Rogue Acoustic Audi System"... Awesome, has the acoustic system defected from Audi without permission? Maybe it’s a system to help occupants repel anything emblazoned with four overlapping rings? Or… has our great blogger Phil experienced a telling Freudian slip!
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Do you live in Gaza strip? Beirut? Iraq? Then this thing is for you.
all kidding aside, this thing actually looks great.
This can be the next ideal vehicle for a (if there is)future Terminator movie...
The target public for this "baby" is quite predictable. If you see someone driving one, the guy has for sure a police record, so watch out. About the girl, I'm thinking if she has charged per hour or per day...
zomg. this girl is worse than this car
This thing looks sweet!!!
The girl is bony, but this truck looks sweet as hell, man!!!
yeah she looks far too cheap to be in front of such an 'expensive' car - which btw looks like it was built in some guys garage... What an absolute waste of money..They obviously had to add the 'gold' bits to make it seem worth it..
New russian model now with an ugly jeep attached!!
and an rpg...
The fat-ass-chick subject is completely developed
Why is Putin´s daugther featured in this gallery?
Put a girl in the picture with a car and all the limp dicks come out of the woodwork and make rude comments. Do only Americans frequent Carscoop?
Don't like the vehicle but like the girl.
Hideous vehicle, hideous girl, and retarded author. Maybe I'm the only one, but if I wrote articles for a living, I'd probably do a little research before I submit the article. It's a small thing: the "RPG" is not at all an RPG. That is a mortar round. While I know that it is trivial, and 99% of the readers don't know the difference, but there are always going to be subject matter experts reading what you wrote. I just would expect more from an average middle school student. Completely unacceptable for a professional.
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